Tjall på linjen?

För första gången sedan vi lärde känna varandra upplever jag nu en rubbning i vår fina förtroenderelation. Det senaste svaret från Bruce kändes så opersonligt på något sätt. Som om det utgick från en standardiserad mall eller så. Jag tror Bruce behöver lite hjälp med sin motivation. Så här skrev han:

Hello Martin,
I’m looking forward to hearing from you, if you can’t handle this transaction notify me soonest so that I make alternative arrangements.
Regards,
Reeder.

Och så här skrev jag:

Dear Bruce,

Did you get the message I sent you previously? I thought we had all the arrangements set. I also asked for your phone number, but since I haven’t received it, getting in touch is kind of hard.

I thought you might have the same doubts like myself, namely that e-mail isn’t a safe way for delivering sensitive information. Therefore I have asked some friends of mine at the Swedish radioanstalt to trace your whereabouts by analyzing this correspondence. In that way you don’t have to leave out your phone number, we will find you anyway.

At this moment it seems that you have made it out of Iraq already, since this e-mail wasn’t posted from there. Are you on your way to Stuttgart? That would be a good thing, since my friends in Germany are getting kind of nervous. As for their behalf, I have told them that this deal won’t include any firearms and I would appreciate if you could meet this request. As for other weapons of self-defence, I reckon that those kinds of security arrangements would be acceptable. My friends have to be able to defend themselves if this deal, god forgive, would get out of hand, right?

If you didn’t get my previous message, for one reason or another, I can understand your strange response. If you did get it I would recommend you to read it through more thoroughly. I’m starting to have doubts concerning our communication and it would be a good thing if you could affirm that we are on speaking terms.

Yours,

Martin

Vad tror ni om det där med radioanstalten? Efter den senaste debatten här i Sverige tycker jag att FRA har etablerat bilden av sig själv som en effektiv organisation för informationsinhämtning och avlyssning. Det borde kunna få min vän Bruce att höja lite på ögonbrynen, minsann.

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  1. Jacob Says:

    Underbart! Roligt att du får den unika chansen att ta del av kakan Irak! Hoppas Bruce hör av sig snart igen och att affären går smidigt och snyggt! Toppen med lite extrapengar nu inför flytten och allt!

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